by tonyducklow@gmail.com | Jul 20, 2025 | Uncategorized
ST. PETER, MN — In the wake of Gustavus Adolphus College’s accidental transformation into Minnesota’s most lucrative mine, the school’s Dean of Facilities, Marjorie Blomquist, has officially filed a request for 37 additional paid time off days “to recover emotionally,...
by tonyducklow@gmail.com | Jul 20, 2025 | Uncategorized
ST. PETER, MN – In what campus officials are calling “the only acceptable reason for paying rent ever,” Gustavus Adolphus College students awakened Wednesday to the bombshell revelation that Pittman Hall sits atop a literal treasure trove of gold—enough to fund...
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